I'm not sure where this came from - it has been around for a while...very funny:
HYMNS FOR ALL THINGS
The Dentist's Hymn:..............Crown Him with Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn......There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn:........The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn:................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn:...............There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn:..........Standing on the promises
The Optometrist's Hymn:.......Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn:.........I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn:...............Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn:.........Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn:.............Sweet By and By
The Realtor's Hymn:...............I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn......He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn:................The Great Physician
The Dentist's Hymn:..............Crown Him with Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn......There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn:........The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn:................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn:...............There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn:..........Standing on the promises
The Optometrist's Hymn:.......Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn:.........I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn:...............Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn:.........Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn:.............Sweet By and By
The Realtor's Hymn:...............I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn......He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn:................The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
----45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
----55mph....................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
----65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
----75mph....................Nearer Still Nearer
----85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
----95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
----Over 100mph…......Precious Memories
----45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
----55mph....................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
----65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
----75mph....................Nearer Still Nearer
----85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
----95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
----Over 100mph…......Precious Memories
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