Hymns For All

I'm not sure where this came from - it has been around for a while...very funny:

HYMNS FOR ALL THINGS
The Dentist's Hymn:..............Crown Him with Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn......There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn:........The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn:................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn:...............There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn:..........Standing on the promises
The Optometrist's Hymn:.......Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn:.........I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn:...............Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn:.........Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn:.............Sweet By and By
The Realtor's Hymn:...............I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn......He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn:................The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
----45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
----55mph....................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
----65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
----75mph....................Nearer Still Nearer
----85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
----95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
----Over 100mph…......Precious Memories

The Dog and the Cat

Look at the look on this dog's face!! The cat curled up in the larger dog-bed...the dog looks so highly offended as he tries to get comfortable in the cat bed!!

...and some more pictures of true friends...

Funny Notices

After spending some time blogging on the anointing - I thought we might need something a little lighter - let me know your favorite:

Funny Kitties

If you are having a bad day, here is a bunch of funny cats that will make you smile:

When Things Need Fixing

Here are some ingenious ways to fix things:

The plug needs grounding

A new stereo for the car:

The latest GPS:

Ice cooler when the fridge goes out:

Don't you hate it when the rain disrupts the satellite service:

An ingenious way to heat the water for tea...

The wiper engine is shot

You can't have the exhaust pip dragging on the ground:

A baby feeder patent is pending:

Those darn cords keep falling down behind the desk:

I Love This Dog

Check out this dog - he's adorable: