Horse Story

There was a preacher that was trying to sell his horse. A potential buyer came to the church for a test ride. "Before you start" the preacher said, "you should know that this horse only responds to church talk:

Go is: praise the Lord

Stop is: amen

So the man on the horse said, "Praise the Lord," and the horse started to trot. The man again said, "Praise the Lord," and the horse started to gallop. 
Suddenly there was a cliff right in front of the horse and the man yelled "Amen!!!" The horse stopped just at the edge of the cliff. 
The man wipes the sweat from his brow and said, "Praise the Lord."


We know what we are saying, but it looses its meaning.


I couldn't resist this wee fella on his horse!