Just For Fun

Here is something a little different for Sunday evening:

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
 - George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
 - Victor Borge

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
 - Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
 - Groucho Marx

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
 - Will Rogers

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
 - Billy Crystal

Money can't buy you happiness...but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
 - Spike Milligan